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lameborghini:

why would i wear pants when i could not wear pants


"Love someone when they’re insufferable, when they hate their job and hate their friends and seem to hate everything in their life except for you. You might lose respect for them, you might look at them as if they’re weak and can’t stand on their own two feet, but I want you to try to push those thoughts out of your brain because the fact is that this happens. People get stuck in their life and they look around and only see one thing that makes sense to them. It doesn’t make them weak or co-dependent, it just makes them human. Don’t fault them for things that are largely out of their control, don’t have your attraction hinge on how great their life seems to be going. Choose to love them."




vanillish: docgelegentlich: snowybean1234: turntechgoddamnit: toastradamus: pizzaforpresident: WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO TURBO SHIT BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION isn’t this the thing that helps disabled kids go to the bathroom

vanillish:

docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS

ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

isn’t this the thing that helps disabled kids go to the bathroom


meladoodle:

speak-no-fuckery:

meladoodle:

i just wanna boyfriend so i can casually slip it into conversations that i have a boyfriend

I just wanna girlfriend so I can casually slip it into my girlfriend

alright you win


laughingsquid:

Diapered Monkey Buys Himself a Drink From a Vending Machine


booksandwildthings:

tinypolytheist:

stravaganza:

#when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about Marvel #do they secretly grow these people on farms #let them loose on the world for a while to establish lives #and then cast them as the role they were grown for

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mydamnchannel:

brain-food:

Bob’s Burgers Cosplay via ACParadise

Welp, this is pretty awesome!